1. The world isn't big enough for two fizzy drinks, so in the interest of downsizing the workforce, Pepsi and Coke have decided to get hitched and form a new soda called (what else?) Poke. Enjoy!
2. Within a year there will only be one big global accounting firm, and it will be called: Morgan, Stanley, Dean, Witter, Price, Waterhouse, Cooper, Booz, Allen, Hamliton, K, P, M & G, PLC.
3. Federal Express and UPS will merge to become FedUp, while DHL will team up with TNT to launch a rival courier giant named Go Man Go.
4. When Citibank gobbles up Maruti Udyog, the resulting company will no doubt be called CitiZen.